baracknobama:

u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication? 

(Source: baracknobama, via yelled)

cockblocksquad:

Me at school: honesty fuck white boys i hate them they’re problematic nasty ass-

*cute white boy walks past*

Me:

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(via onlylolgifs)

gleaks:

i’m made of skin so I guess I’m skinny

(via yelled)


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rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(via yelled)

elasticitymudflap:

when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u

image

(via fuckmestupid)


resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

image

(via yelled)

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via yelled)


hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via fuckmestupid)

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via eventuate)